Fortune Cookies

Here are the fortunes you'll find in my wallet. (Actually, you won't find them there, because you shouldn't be looking through my wallet!)

• You are the greatest in the world. :)
• Remember there are people who care deeply about you.
• A friend will be important to you & your forthcoming success. (Definitely, but I would make friend plural: friendS.)
• You constantly struggle for self improvement.
• Your sense of humor reveals itself at just the right times. (I hope so.)
• You are sympathetic to the problems of others.
• Sometimes it would be wise to add a little chlorine to the gene pool. (I have no idea! But I think I agree.)

What are some of your favorite fortunes?